If I Go Missing Start With The Person Who Said Calm Down Kitchen Towel

If I Go Missing Start With The Person Who Said Calm Down Kitchen Towel

“If I Go Missing, Start With The Person Who Said ‘Calm Down’” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Because nothing good ever follows those two words.

This kitchen towel is equal parts practical and perfectly petty. Featuring the embroidered phrase:

“If I Go Missing, Start With The Person Who Said ‘Calm Down’,”

it’s a hilarious warning disguised as home décor — and honestly, it might be the most honest thing in your kitchen.

Made from soft, absorbent cotton, this towel is great for drying dishes, cleaning up messes, or waving dramatically when someone dares to tell you to relax. Whether you’re gifting it or keeping it for yourself, it’s a guaranteed conversation starter.

Features:

• 100% cotton – soft, durable, and sass-approved
• Embroidered with high-quality stitching that holds up over time
• Standard size – perfect for hanging on the oven, fridge, or your “crime scene” zone
• Machine washable for easy cleanup after emotional damage
• Great gift for besties, coworkers, moms, or anyone who’s one calm down away from snapping

Because if you really wanted calm, you wouldn’t be in the kitchen during dinner prep.

Funny Floursack Kitchen Towel.
Funny Hand Towel.
Perfect for your Kitchen, Bar or Bathroom!
Great gift for a special friend or loved one.

 

100% Natural, Sustainable Cotton
Highly-Absorbent Lint-Free
Flat Weave Finish
Authentic Flour sack Heft, Look & Feel
Hemmed with Hanging Loop

Care Instructions:
Wash in cold water
Use only COLOR SAFE Bleach
Hang or Tumble Dry

 

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