I Don’t Ride the Crazy Train… I Drive It Embroidered Kitchen Towel

“I Don’t Ride the Crazy Train… I Drive It” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Running the chaos with style (and snacks).

Add some personality to your kitchen with this bold and witty embroidered towel that says what we’re all thinking:

“I don’t ride the crazy train… I drive it.”

Whether you’re managing a household, juggling a to-do list the size of Texas, or just trying to keep your coffee hot, this towel is here for moral support.

Made from soft, absorbent cotton, it’s as functional as it is funny — perfect for drying dishes, wiping up spills, or waving in surrender after a long day of “driving.”

Features:

• 100% cotton – soft, durable, and actually useful
• Crisp, high-quality embroidery that won’t fade
• Standard size – perfect for oven handles, towel racks, or kitchen chaos
• Machine washable (because real life is messy)
• A great gift for moms, coworkers, friends, or the CEO of the crazy train

Because some people try to stay on track — and some of us are laying the tracks as we go.

100% Natural, Sustainable Cotton
Highly-Absorbent Lint-Free
Flat Weave Finish
Authentic Flour sack Heft, Look & Feel
Hemmed with Hanging Loop

Care Instructions:
Wash in cold water
Use only COLOR SAFE Bleach
Hang or Tumble Dry

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